Saturday, December 15, 2012

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Writer Say


Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear A Writer Say
by Teraisa J. Goldman Rogers

To Publisher: Don't worry about the check, I'm
independently wealthy.

Yes, in fact, it's fun to work with my kids around.

So much time--too many markets.

I've never seen a rejection slip yet, and I've been writing for
six years.

Writer's Digest magazine called yesterday wanting me to
teach a seminar, but I decline because I'm too busy.

Do you think I have too much experience?

I work like crazy and don't have time to eat.

At this rate, I'll have a book done every week.

No, really, national magazines are easy to break into.

I'm sick of seeing my name in print.